and so i face the final curtain...

well, not really.

this is just a post letting you all know that i am done with this blog. it bores me, as i'm sure it bores all of you. it's a diary. meh. lame.

so i made a new one, because frankly, i wanted a change. it's url is http://knowyouramphibians.blogspot.com. thought i should alert you, as there will be no more updating here.

so yep. farewell, confessions of a teenage novelist!

luv always

lady li

my back says purity

and it looks really awesome. or, looked, rather, i'm really not sure how much has rubbed off during the course of the day. i hope not too much, but it is permanent marker, so probably not that much.

so yeah. excited for fruits' party. twill be amusing. :D

mkay, so here comes my confession: i am incapable of making large loaves of cranberry bread. i had to make a quadruple batch of the dough, and then i had to make 7 small loaves, and this one big one. well, all the little ones turned out fine...but the big one, well ingenious me decided to grease the pan even though the diretions didn't say to, so it didn't bake. luis and i tried everythink to get the thing to be edible, i mean we even tried putting it in the microwave because it cooks from the inside out, but no dice. so after wrestling with it for near an hour afterwards, i flew the white flag of surrender. we'll make another one in time for Christmas.

i'm really glad that everyone liked my presents, especially mike and nick (LOL! man that one was funny), and i like what i got.

and my mom and i are going to mall of america! and i'm looking for leather boots and jeans, because i need more that i actually like, and probably a few skirts with leggings, maybe. a few sweaters. and if i find any really awesome summer stuff, i'll buy it now and wear it then. :D

well, i'm out. just figured i should update. :D

luv always

lady li

emo tree!

as much as i may not understand how my brother and i came from the genetic pools of our parents, there are times where i realize they are actually fun people to associate with. like today after church. we went to steak and shake for lunch (oh, egg nog milk shake...how i love thee...) and we wound up just cracking joke after joke about nothing in particular, and well...we got quite loud, and the people in the restaurant were starting to give us unappreciative glares.

which of course just made things funnier.

so after that we went to jewel to get a christmas tree (which really irritates me that we're not cutting our own down like we used to...*sighs* oh well.) and my mom went inside to do groceries, leaving luis, dad, and me on our own to find a tree. well dad actually was looking...luis and i were still on a major sugar high.

there was this wall of signs at the place with funny sayings. my favorite would have to be "unaccompanied children will be sold as elves", though a close second was "buy 19 trees, get one free!" luis was like "why the hell would you need 20 christmas trees?" it was then that i had to explain to luis what satire is. he laughed. obnoxiously. so i joined in.

then there was the cousin it tree, that was so furry it looked like a green fuzz ball. then dad calls us over and is like "hey, what do you think of this one?" i took one look at it before going, "it's blue." which sent luis into a fit of giggles.

dad argued that it was because it was a blue spruce, but when he asked the guy what kind of tree it was he goes "it's a white spruce." luis whispered in my ear, "then why is it blue?" sending us into more hysteria, and then finally, when the guy had given us enough weird looks, we ran into the cover of more trees and kept laughing. so if it was a blue white spruce, it was just depressed. so it was an emo tree!

then dad found another one and i'm like "it's white." and dad rolls his eyes while luis whispers "racist...".

well eventually, through the immense laughter, we found an acceptable tree. it's beginning to feel a lot more like christmas around here!

i really need to find a day for that christmas party thing i wanted to have...

luv always

lady li

and God said "well i hate chemistry, too..."

i really think we got a snowday today because katie wolf prayed for one so she wouldn't have to take her chemistry test today. or that may just be me laughing at the irony of it. either way, i hate chemistry, too, so boo freakin yah for her.

ah! it's snowing! like really really good snow! we should sled at my house.

does anyone know what we're doing about vj? because i still really wanna carol...

wow this post is random bits of information. meh, whatever, haven't updated in a while, so i guess it's better than nothing!

luv always

lady li

this is a demonstration of how immature our generation is...

...and how it amuses me greatly. this is a traveling story that my creative writing class came up with. no joke. it's quite sad. and not rated G by any stretch of the imagination. so eat it up, my friends. laugh at our inferior peers.

any spelling errors are actually what's written, which is really sad seeing as it's a CREATIVE WRITING CLASS. you'd think they'd be able to WRITE.

and here it goes...

"Happy Birthday" said the snowman after he put the hat on. It was a tall hat and black, sorta like Abraham Lincoln's hat with a pink bow tied around it. So with natural guessing, there was something a little sweet in Joey's sugar tank.

After realizing the line above makes no sense, Joey continued to speak with the snowman.

"Hey snowman, wanna roll a fat blunt? It would may my birthday the best" Joey said.

"Sure why not, if you think it will make for a great birthday." replied the snowman.

The snowman put it in his mouth and lit a match. THey got high as hell!! Joey couldn't even feel his body. SO you know he was blowed! Joey was dazed, the snowman was smoking for a long time, then Joey said eagerly, "He4y mon, puff puff fpass!!" Damn he sounded like Snoop Dogg."

They were smoking that OOOWEEE aka that sticky-icky-icky!

Sticky icky icky that reminds me of something...

Eventually the drugs wore off and Johnny and the snowman when for a long walk, holding hands in harmony. Johnny asked "MR. Snowman, can I wear your hat?"

"No you little creep" the snowman said with a pipe in his mouth.

"Why not?"

"Cuz you touch yourswelf at night."

The boy went off crying like a little pansy and then the snowman and Joey went down the street and some girls (ho's) on the corner and the snowman scream "Fat guys need love too baby come over here."

The ho's walked over to the two. "Looking for a good time?"

"Of coarse!" The snowman screamed and said "Let me show you my soft fatty body to you gals." He smiled in a creepy manor. Joey nodded in agreement and said "Let us show our sexy little beasts".

Suddenly, everyone but the snowman was hit by a moving van. THe snowman sighed deeply and continued on his way. THen Joey hopped up as a zombie and followed him.

Suddenly, Johnny came and snapped zombie JOey's neck. THen he turned on the snowman with a Zippo.

"I'm melllllting" The snowman cried.

"This blows" was the last thing the snowman ever said.

...so yes. leave comments. i really don't know what there is to say after that...but i'm sure you'll think of something. :D

luv always

lady li

yeah, it's time to update again

first off, mad props, crazy mad props to those in the play with me. it was amazing what we did, you guys. i love you all dearly, and the diviners will always have a special place in my heart. you all know that.

and on to the one thing that is going to keep me going into uber play withdrawl: speech team! boo freakin yah!

i'll write my OC at some point in my life. it's not happening today. though i will have my DDA memorized by tomorrow. i have to. because if nick and i are going to state this year (which we most DEFINITELY are), there's no excuse for us not to be memorized asap. i <3 our script, too. it r0xx0rz my s0xx0rz. yep. that's right, biotch.

and vocal jazz really made me happy today. twas really fun. all of you come and see the concert.

and i have only one thing left to say before i go: wickedy wack.

luv always

lady li

the uber pretzel...s

yep. so yesterday after OHS's show, was a blast. the point was to lounge around my house with a bunch of people, but it turned into...nick. yep. he apparently needed time away from his house just to hang around with people, and seeing as no one else was available, settled for me. mike and zack later showed up...but not until history had been made.

we were hungry. and wanted something more than just lunch. so we made pretzel dough. and in the forming of the pretzel dough, i had an ingenious idea. "hey nick, do we wanna make lots of little pretzels or one uber pretzel?"

his face said it all. it was to be one enormous pretzel.

then he had to go and put cinnamon and sugar all over this one, when i really wanted salt. so that meant we had to make two uber pretzels.

oh and just as a side note, i made him wear an apron. it was quite amusing.

but yeah. i think i've decided i'm going to make an even more uber pretzel, probably a double batch, for the cast party. so you can all see the wonderful goodness.

it was a good day.

then mike and zack came over, played video games with my little brother and nick, and then zack hit my mailbox. awesome.

and now i'm gonna go do something else, and probably less productive. meh. it rox my sox. :D

luv always

lady li